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c-nile virus

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I've shared a document with you called "c-nile virus": http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dctxk5fm_19dh5m7kgn&invite=gz49vp8 It's not an attachment -- it's stored online at Google Docs. To open this document, just click the link above. --- Hello All, I'm not sure whether or not this is a real virus or a joke. Apparently there is a very nasty email virus called the c-nile virus!!! :-( I'm not sure.... but I think that it may even be affecting me, as I use http://gmail.com for my emails. Yours Faithfully and With Love, I sincerely hope that you don't get this nasty virus affecting you *SMILE* As I am a Christian (but I don't want to Bible bash either), I can recommend that you say a quite prayer to GOD and ask for his help!!!! petethepoet (aka 'pew') Peter E Williams, signing off, and very sincerely wishing that your computers run happily and without problems BIG HAPPY SMILE Goodbye from PEW in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia ---------------------------------------------
Just wanted to send you this Warning and to be on the Lookout ! There's absolutely no cause for Alarm. This is just to prepare you for the Event. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. 7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." 8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should " DELETE." IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

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Lord Satan
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I've shared a document with you called "c-nile virus":

Very funny. Haha.
I think I asked you to stop spamming this list.
Answer to this mail and you will be the first person on this list (in about seven years) to get his mails archived in /dev/null. Yes, I am willing to create a new mail filter just for you, so that I am protected from your spam.

Not amused,
Lord S.

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing? A: Top-posting. Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?

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