Hello,

I always knew that the choice of the right programming language is a very religious topic. But then I heard the song "The Enternal Flame" by Julia Ecklar and Bob Kanefsky. Oh boy! Now I know it for real!

Listen to it:
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.ogg

I laughed tears!

P.S.:
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