-----Original Message----- From: Visual Basic List On Behalf Of Robert J. Reich Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 1999 8:04 PM To: Subject: FW: Windows 98 source code (spoof) For all those C programmers out there, someone forwarded this to me, thought it was fairly harlious. Even if you're not familiar with C, you can see the humor. > > /* Source Code to Windows 98 */ > > #include "win31.h" > #include "win95.h" > #include "evenmore.h" > #include "oldstuff.h" > #include "billrulz.h" > #include "monopoly.h" > #define INSTALL = HARD > > char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; > void main() > { > while(!CRASHED) > { > display_copyright_message(); > display_bill_rules_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > if (first_time_installation) > { > make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); > do_nothing_loop(); > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); > disable_Netscape(); > disable_RealPlayer(); > disable_Corel_Products(); > hang_system(); > } > > write_something(anything); > display_copyright_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > do_some_stuff(); > > if (still_not_crashed) > { > display_copyright_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > basically_run_windows_3.1(); > do_nothing_loop(); > do_nothing_loop(); > } > } > > if (detect_cache()) > disable_cache(); > > if (fast_cpu()) > { > set_wait_states(lots); > set_mouse(speed, very_slow); > set_mouse(action, jumpy); > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); > } > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ > printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); > if (system_ok()) > crash(to_dos_prompt) > else > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); > > while(something) > { > sleep(5); > get_user_input(); > sleep(5); > act_on_user_input(); > sleep(5); > } > create_general_protection_fault(); > } -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The VISBAS-L list is hosted on a Windows NT(TM) machine running L-Soft international's LISTSERV(R) software. For subscription/signoff info and archives, see http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/visbas-l.html .