I found this joke in old archives... so I searched an URL on the web. I found a copy among many other on the gnu site. Enjoy.

"CREATORS ADMIT UNIX, C HOAX"
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html

C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.